Then the Emperor spoke. Production of multiple copies of this story on paper, disk, or other fixed format is expressly forbidden. Indian sex video and women’s… “Thank you for not crushing my wings,” the fairy said, looking down at the ground. Prick Andy somehow manages to be on both sides of that line at the same time. Then in a much more friendly tone he said, “And this is my consort, Empress Valeria Messalina.” He paused, looked around, and then said, “If you know your Roman history, you know that you may call me Claudius.” His voice seemed to harden as he said, “And you shall call her Slut.” He laughed and said in a much more normal voice, “Claudius really did dress this way, and the great slut Messalina dressed even worse than my current partner is dressed.”
The Monopoly Prof pulled himself up to his normal pompous pose and said, “You may be right about your dress, but I doubt Messalina can fuck a thousand men tonight.” He snorted slightly through his nose and said, “There aren’t that many men here.”
He chuckled and said, “I am, of course, referring to Messalina’s great night of debauchery where she held a contest with Scylla, the foremost whore in Rome, to see who could fuck the most men in one session.
