“Good then we are in accord Captain,” Francis snapped, “You are equally revolting, is that an Albatross nest in your beard?”
“Bet bloody suitors are a bit thin on bloody ground,” I laughed. I ent fussed about bloody looks all I want’s is me bloody end away,” I said, “Just as bloody long as you’re a bloody virgin I‘ll shag thee and and wed thee and I can’t say fairer than that.”
“Captain!” Lord Mc protested. Indian sex “Bugger that I’m a bloody sea captain,” I explained, “We can nip down bloody harbour and I can do bloody marriage, no bloody need to waste bloody brass on bloody vicars. “I hear you got a couple of daughters to offload like?” I says straight out. Get out.”
“But Captain,” Lady Mc replied but the glint of light off me dagger blade soon changed her bloody tune, “Leave them, get out, get out.”
“Are you about to murder me Captain?” Francis asked. “Couldn’t tell if it were a bloody bloke or a bloody bint eh, I seen prettier bloody cabin boys, baboons even,” I laughed. It don’t matter much what they bloody look like wi your tongue in their gob, so me cock reared and before I knew it we was bloody fucking again.
