Jack hung up, itched his psoriasis elbow and thought about Jen. I’m sure he didn’t realize it.”
“Yes. Indian sex video I’ve actually seen a “blueberry muffin” scented candle. Quimmets is what she called them. Jack slurped at the huge warty satanic shaft like it was a huge spaghetti. Jen called her friend Jack. Somewhere nearby an owl hooted at the waxing crescent moon. “Hi Jack” said Jen, “I’m thinking about going out partying tonight and I want to make sure my cunt doesn’t smell like a dead old goat. I’ve never seen a “limburger” scented candle. I’d sure want to get the dead old goat smell out of my cockpit before I’d present it to any respectable man. Jack slurped at the huge warty satanic shaft like it was a huge spaghetti. I know I told you about this woman at work who wears a ton of stinky perfume and she sure doesn’t realize it. fin Read 38207 times |
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“Go ahead! Jack was almost to Jen’s house. Jack looked in the mirror and screamed. “Sit down sir” said the demon “I’m the Devil Satan and I will be cutting your hair.”
The Devil Satan cut Jacks hair.
