Got a cock bigger than a moose’s, but an ego smaller than a lamb’s. Then, there was a look of annoyance, then anger, then pure, envy. Indian porn My throat was so parched, and I was so hungry, but I didn’t feel like water or food. Why can’t I just have a nice girl?”
“You resurrected your twin sister from the dead so that you stick your dick in crazy.” I laughed sadly, running a comforting hand through his hair, “I don’t think you get to blame God for this one.”
There was the sound of annoyed conversation just out the window. Even from this great distance, I could tell Willowbud didn’t have a chance. I was in Towerhead. All I had to do was kill her. I just wasn’t sure if I’d get to her in one piece. They caught the wind of Jade’s attack, and I was thrown onto my back. “Well fuck me sideways and call me ‘Twisty.’” Dad exclaimed in his thick accent, “Our son is a bonafide heathen idol.” Dad wrapped an arm around my stunned mother, then, being the classy guy that he was, grabbed his nuts, “I guess I have some devil juice in the family jugs, now who would’a thought?”
“Brandon?” Mom said in her meek voice, “Is it true?”
“Well o’ course it’s true, Mary;