Seriously! – Gred and Forge
To: Ron Weasley
From: Bill Weasley
Re: Golden Snitches
Hey little brother,
You might want to give Harry a head’s up. Indian sex video so… I read the note you gave me in the Great Hall and compiled a list of possibilities to go wrong in Arithmancy. She’s deliberately targeting it on people, not brooms. Besides, I saw on the WWW that they’re selling a limited edition calendar of you. P.S. He’s all big and grown and cursing now. It’s not dignified. Deranged women are throwing themselves at me, and I’m listed as the #8 most eligible bachelor. Lavender Read 18894 times |
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P.S. We’re still trying to pry the measuring tape from her hands. – Harry
To: Oliver Wood
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Star Seekers
As an experienced Captain of our Illustrious Gryffindor House Team, could you bless us, your successors, with a pearl or two of wisdom? Do you have NO sense of shame? – Harry
To: Oliver Wood
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Star Seekers
As an experienced Captain of our Illustrious Gryffindor House Team, could you bless us, your successors, with a pearl or two of wisdom? (Don’t tell Harry, but he’s been #1 for the past two years.)
Bottom line, it’s a fine mess you’ve put the team
